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Did Barry Ronge Die?


The short answer is no. Barry Ronge is alive and living somewhere in Cape Town apparently.

Ronge is a luminary of SA entertainment journalists, the renowned author of the Spit 'n Polish column, host of a long-running Radio 702 film show, the name behind a coveted Sunday Times fiction book prize and a household name in South Africa. He first came to my attention when I saw one of his interviews on a two seat art show in the mid '80s and early days of television in South Africa. He actually reminded me of an artist friend of my parents, who wasn't all that taken with the comparison. His magical Middle Earth beard, waistcoat, flamboyant style and seemingly limitless vocabulary have become trademarks of a private individual and consummate professional, who ironically led a very public career in television, radio, magazines and newspapers.

Being in the same profession, I've heard and read many curious tidbits about Barry Ronge over the years. The funniest of which is that he was born son to Mr Ronge and Mrs Wright, which I learned from an interview he did with Anne Hirsch in a Kulula in-flight magazine. The most surprising was that he taught Afrikaans at St John's College, which I learned from someone who he taught at the time. Being something of a role model, I e-mailed him several times asking for advice on how to get into film criticism, but never received a response. Years later, I saw that he did know about me and Spling Movies after he took a quote from my review for Spud 2 as part of his other opinions section on his online review site.

For several years, I was one degree of separation from Ronge who attended the same theatrical show as my parents during the Grahamstown festival. Following the show, he asked them what they thought... probably just sharpening his opinion. More recently, I understand he checks in on the John Maytham show on CapeTalk/702 from time-to-time to discuss theatre.

What's sad is that the longtime movie critic, didn't get the send off I believe he so rightly deserved. I put his name forward to the SAFTAs with a motivation as to why he should be honoured as part of the awards ceremony for a lifetime achievement, but my suggestion fell to the way side. Barry Ronge just sort of disappeared from the spotlight... formerly doing synopsis movie reviews on the John Robbie morning show, unceremoniously losing his 702 presenter status, discontinuing his column and fading to black without the sparkle we've come to expect from the prolific man. Maybe the ridicule from Gareth Cliff playing the clip of his emotional response to the Material movie was what sent him into early retirement?

I didn't agree with many of his movie review ratings, but still respected the man, who didn't shy away from expressing his opinion. I compared him to a pastry chef in the way he composed his reviews with flair and finesse... perhaps that's why he didn't respond to my emails? He earned the platform, apparently watching movies at a family-run cinema that served as a nanny when he was the equivalent of a latchkey kid. Having always wanted to meet Barry Ronge, the closest I came to doing so was at a strawberry farm shop near Stellenbosch on the R44... the one with the giant strawberry! Unfortunately, the timing was not good. He was entering the shop as I was leaving with some friends and knowing how much he guarded his privacy, I decided to stop myself from making his acquaintance, since he was with someone I assumed was his partner.

The line of questioning around whether he died or not is amusing to me, much like a fake James Blunt Twitter trend. He's been a divisive character, viral before 'viral' was even a thing. His outrageous presence, paradoxical nature and command of the English language made him a constant curiousity to the South African public. Unfortunately, this has made the iconic character something of a joke to some... which becomes all the more evident when you search his name on some social media platforms. He will however always be a revered and sorely missed literary gift to others, testament to this is the much debated naming of the Sunday Times fiction prize and many longtime fans who search "Barry Ronge Movie Reviews" wanting to know what became of him.

This self-same spirit almost inspired me to follow through on a Searching for Sugar Man style documentary/mockumentary idea, in which we took the position of "what ever happened to Barry Ronge?" and through some loose "investigative journalism" and talking head interviews, got a clearer picture of who he is, why he matters and what became of him. Tongue-in-cheek at first, I imagined working it to the point of being a touching tribute to the man who has intersected with so many South Africans in some way. I'm currently writing a semi-biographical Spudesque retrospective novel about my days at boarding school and he gets a mention as someone who inspired me to say "movie critic" wherever there was a Career Day moment.

So, again... he isn't dead, he's just hibernating. Barry, if you're out there... please let someone know you're okay!

 
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Over the years, Spling.co.za has become charmingly prehistoric... shabby chic... a sprawling mess. Whatever you call it, the design, Joomla platform and clunky content management system made it outdated and it was time for change. Spling.co.za is going to continue to exist in its current state for the foreseeable future, but you can find all of Spling's latest reviews, podcasts, interviews and news at splingmovies.com. Unfortunately, with the focus on our social media on Facebook and Twitter and the several affiliations and publications where Spling regularly contributes, the website took a backseat for many years. Still, the site developed a strong domain authority and enjoys several thousand unique visitors per month... so thank you.

The SPL!NG thing continues to go from strength-to-strength, but we just wanted to let you know that the website (HQ) is currently in transition. The old site has got so much content that the mammoth task of transferring it across to a new domain just seems like a bridge too far in terms of effort and expense. Please bookmark and visit our new splingmovies.com website, which while far from perfect, has a contemporary sensibility. If you love what Stephen 'Spling' Aspeling is doing and feel the urge to support Spling Movies... you can do so via Paypal using this link paypal.me/splingmovies. Crowdfunding is a great way for people to help sustain the brands and services they love in the modern age. Perhaps with enough support, we'll be able to build a bigger and better website in the near future!

 
Seven Cardinal Sins of Christian Films


Seven Cardinal Sins of Christian Films

Faith-based films are set apart when it comes to film-making. Unfortunately for most, this subgenre separation is not complimentary and has given Christian-themed cinema a self-perpetuating stigma. While the film-makers set out with the best of intentions, these inspirational films all seem to encounter a similar batch of issues.

Part of the inherent problem rests with the original objective and purpose of the film. Are the film-makers aiming to make a great film with Christian values for everyone, or are they setting out to make a Christian film with great production values for Christ-followers? It’s ironic that you’d imagine the inspiration at the heart of the film is meant to draw the "unchurched", yet it often ends up being made exclusively for pre-existing members.

Are these Christ-orientated films seen as tools to spread the good news, or are they simply cornering a large captive self-marketing segment? These films tend to preach to the choir. You could argue that the role of church-friendly films is to serve the endorsed entertainment needs of the insiders, yet this exclusivity shouldn’t compromise the quality of the film in question.

In order to address and hopefully eradicate the stigma going forward, here are Seven Cardinal Sins that Christian films and film-makers often commit...

Preachy

If you’re looking for pure entertainment, there’s nothing worse than feeling as though you’re being manipulated by a film. Great thought-provoking films won’t insult audiences with strong biases; instead they will persuade the viewer to see things from their point-of-view. If you feel like you’re being led by the nose or patronised, you’re going to kick back.

Christian films tend to create barriers when viewers feel like they have been judged, excluded or forced to accept a set of absolute values they haven’t subscribed to. Film is a powerful medium, but if the audience feels the underlying message is self-righteous or rife with propaganda and ulterior motives, the end result is usually a disconnect for them.

Naivety

The Christian lens is typically rose-tinted. As such, we tend to encounter a rather romantic view of life in films representing this viewpoint. It’s not to say that bad stuff doesn’t happen, but we’re typically privy to a sanitised "Pleasantville" version of what we know from our own experience. There’s a creeping idealism as characters tend toward positivity and simplicity. They’re not perfect, but their wholesome virtues predispose them to fit in-line with the idea of being God’s children.

This suspended God-vision seems to numb the depths of depravity and turn ordinarily complex situations into a simple spiritual equation. This naivety also sinks into the medium as an art form, diluting the artistic merit of the director’s personal vision for a safer, clean-cut middle ground.

Inconsistency

Inspirational films probably struggle to get the same level of funding and support from traditional investors as mainstream productions. While it could be seen as a setback, Christian films are able to leverage their message movie status to accumulate necessary resources from local churches, change agencies, charity partners and key individuals.

With a typically indie disposition, the film-makers tend to rely on whatever resources are available to them. “Doing it for the faith” can sometimes mean working at a reduced fee, offering film services for free and trying to save a buck wherever possible. Keeping costs low, phoning in favours and debuting inexperienced talent makes these films more susceptible to inconsistency in performance and makes them more prone to technical hiccups, which can make or break a film for less forgiving audiences.

Cheesy

Just like good and bad CGI, there’s a fine line between real and unreal. God’s supernatural power as Creator of the Universe makes Him difficult to represent in human terms. As such, it’s tricky to represent an all-knowing, all-powerful God or heaven in any form without being subject to some inherent inadequacy. This generally cheapens the vision and undersells the moment. It seems that you can’t be subtle enough.

This also applies to sincerity and insincerity when it comes to film, and trying to get the balance and integrity of God-breathed passion can sometimes go horribly wrong. There are many hurdles: shoestring budgets, thin scripts, two-dimensional characters, working with non-actors and creating moments of deep, heartfelt spirituality can render important scenes off-balance and insincere. That contrived feeling can ruin the emotional integrity of a scene, and if a degree of insincerity creeps in, the moment goes from deeply heartfelt and sentimental to funny and borderline sacrilegious.

Melodramatic

Christianity is a faith that encourages an intersection of the heart, mind and soul. It’s not simply a religious theory, but a message of love and relationship, which tends to pivot on a deeply emotional breakthrough for true change to take place. Placing your faith in Christ and casting your belief on an event in history that forms the basis of our timeline is not simply a light-bulb moment. It often results in a pent-up, overwhelming outpouring of elation and emotion simultaneously.

Dealing with characters struggling through life, experiencing highs and lows or converting on this basis makes it easy for a faith-based film’s tone to tend toward melodrama. This is exacerbated by strongly stereotyped characters, who often populate scripts trying to reach the broadest audience possible. Choosing to enrich these moments with cinematic power is prized over entrenching them in the maudlin.

Insularity

While finding new audiences must be a serious consideration and motivating factor in the film-making process, Christian films often seem content with simply speaking to, inspiring and satisfying their own folk. If you’re relying on a captive audience to champion your film or a church network to fund the production, they obviously need to like it.

This prerequisite often results in an inoffensive message tailored to the insiders, as opposed to the telling of a universal story that has points of contact for all audiences. While the general themes of redemption, forgiveness and restitution hold strong as compelling journeys for characters, the didactic language, church-orientated setting and one-cure-fits-all approach can be alienating.

Contrived

The Christian way is founded on such noble qualities as authenticity, belief and honesty. Conveying these qualities by means of the film medium can be problematic in the sense that the film-making process relies on illusion and fabrication of such moments. Every film-maker aspires to represent moments of truth, yet the pressure is compounded by a film’s budgetary reach. While faith-based films deal with relatable characters, their scope is generally ambitious and the stories extraordinary.

This kind of storytelling has a tendency to be overwrought in its attempt to extract great emotion. When we deal with characters going through a life-changing conversion, everything seems to get played up and the nuances of the moment are lost. Creating the right conditions for a character to reach full realisation also tends to be orchestrated to a fault, straining the emotional integrity and over-extending our suspense of disbelief.

In order to rectify these problems, film-makers need to be aware of and identify these pitfalls. The Christian film industry appears to be improving and growing with experience with each passing year, and hopefully this will be reflected in terms of potential investors. More experience, more workable budget and having access to better actors will also go a long way to establishing the right tone and hopefully these films will start to appeal to those inside and outside the faith as both an enjoyable and worthy form of entertainment.

 
Casino Themed Movie Remakes That We Would Like to See


These days pretty much every movie ever made seems fair game for a remake. In recent history, classics like Beauty and the Beast, The Jungle Book, and Ghostbusters have all had the full reworking treatment. For movie makers, remaking a vintage favourite allows them to show (or more appropriately, sell) an existing title to a whole new audience. However, those who fondly remember the original content, are often disappointed with the new representations of their old-time favourites.

That said, some movie remakes excel. Thanks to advances in special effects over the years, directors are given a whole new tool box with which to work. Modern audiences might struggle to enjoy something that was spectacular to their parent’s generation because they’re used to far more immersive visual effects on film these days. It’s reasons like these that make the concept of retelling a story appealing to directors and producers alike.

Despite their usual lack of outlandish special effects work, casino-themed movies haven’t been exempt from the remake treatment. Take Ocean’s Eleven for example. The classic casino-heist flick was given a new lease of life in 2001 with megastars Brad Pitt and George Clooney taking the lead roles. In fact, some remakes have been so popular that game developers have launched video games and slot machines that are available for free.

There’s an absolute stack of great gambling movies out there from yesteryear that we feel should be high on directors’ lists of potential candidates for a twenty-first century revamp. We’ve rounded up some of the best below.

Casino (1995)

It’s probably sacrilege to mess around with a movie as well-loved as Casino. It’s one of the most well-known casino films out there, and topping the original would be a tall order. However, the Martin Scorsese classic is over twenty-two years old now. Perhaps it could be revamped for the modern day. Unfortunately, the Stardust Casino and resort shut its doors for the last time in 2006, so that probably rules out Las Vegas for a remake...

Here’s a wild idea. What about a modern version of Casino based around a gaming facility outside of Vegas. Now, where else has enormous resort-style gambling complexes, as well as sprawling metropolises and more than their fair share of vice? Of course, South Africa springs to mind. Imagine a Casino remake set in Johannesburg at Gold Reef City. It’d be marvelous. If any native movie directors are reading this, we reckon our homegrown favourite, Charlize Theron, could more than fill the role of Sharon Stone’s iconic character, Ginger McKenna.

A Big Hand for the Little Lady (1966)

There’s loads of scope with this one. Poker being as popular as ever, and the original being set in the Old West, a modern version could see the action unfold in twenty-first century Texas. Rather than cowboys, the high rollers could be oil tycoons or other such magnates. We reckon the story of a feisty female taking it to the boys at a typically male-orientated game would go down beautifully with modern, liberal audiences. There’s no shortage of potential leading ladies for such an empowering role either – we’re thinking someone like Emma Watson would be ideal.

The Cincinnati Kid (1965)

Set in 1930s New Orleans, The Cincinnati Kid’s title character is played by legend of the silver screen, Steve McQueen. As with many of McQueen’s iconic portrayals, Eric Stoner is a heartthrob to ladies and a threat to gentlemen. The original theatrical trailer described the character as one whose “luck is a temptation to every woman... and is a challenge to every gambling man.” Whilst unmistakably cool, The Cincinnati Kid is a bit dated now.... it’s over 50 years old. A complete remake is surely in order. The sentiment of this tale of a plucky young underdog taking on “The Man” is pretty timeless, and modern audiences might get a real kick out of it.

Thanks to poker’s enduring popularity, particularly following the online boom at the beginning of this century, the world could probably use another silky-smooth operator at the tables – we’re sure there would be many actors in Hollywood who’d relish the opportunity of playing one of McQueen’s personas too!

California Spirit (1974)

California Spirit is one of our lesser known picks, but it’s a cracker nonetheless. The story is of Billy Deny and Charlie Waters, the former a part-time gambler, and latter a full-time small stakes player with the bravado to convince others he’s in the big leagues. Friendship blossoms between the two over their love of cards and gambling. It’s over a wrongful accusation of collusion at a casino that they really bond though. The movie is a classic tale of two gamblers’ travels between rags and riches. They decide to pawn everything and head out to Reno for the game of a lifetime. It’s there that they encounter poker legend Amarillo Slim (playing himself). It was largely the cameo from Slim that prompted us to include this somewhat hidden comedic gem in our list of casino-movie remakes. Just imagine Daniel Negreanu or Phil Ivey filling the role of Reno’s resident card shark!

Cool Hand Luke (1967)

Directed by Stuart Rosenburg, this pick is less of a casino or gambling movie. It does have some action in it, however. It’s also just too good for us not to include here. The film stars Paul Newman, George Kennedy and JD Cannon. It tells the story of a man who refuses to conform to the rules in a local prison. It’s basically one of those classic 1960s rebellion flicks that remain popular today.

Now, there’s only one scene of card playing but it’s a real iconic one. It’s also vital to the legendary movie’s plot. The game is five-card stud, and the inmates involved all show their naivety to the nuances of such a game. The finale of the hand we witness between Luke and fellow prisoner Koko has some dubious reraising with almost no hand whatsoever – that’s just how “cool” Luke’s hand is. The bluff is epic with the benefit of hindsight but Koko turning down his pot odds of 13/1 (give or take a little) is shameful strategy that he probably deserves locking up for.

Critiques over the way the two play the iconic hand aside, the scene is great and full of suspense. We can’t be too rough on the players either. They’re prisoners after all, not hustlers. The scene is of course the one, which prompts the movie’s title and our hero’s nickname. The unbridled rebellion, and of course the nail-biting card scene are just two of the reasons we think this one would make a cracking remake.

 
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