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The Craft Opinion Brewery (T.C.O.B.) #14 by Leonidas Michael


(*T.C.O.B. reviews Paolo Sorrentino's latest film.)

Actually, I'm about to write a hugely laudatory review. Though I don't know if it will appear in time to persuade more people to see the film in question. It's even possible that the film is already off the circuit, no, I won't interrupt myself to check it up on internet. But I've said it before: a Craft Opinion can't be rushed. At T.C.O.B. we write about the things that interest us, when they interest us. If our readers are able to take something from our reflections, methods and principles and use it in evolving their own tastes, so much the better. Besides there's always DVD rental.

I delayed writing this review partly because of a line in the film itself. It belongs to a character called Jonny Tree, a Hollywood film star played by Paul Dano. He says, "It's up to each of us to choose whether we want to depict the senselessness of horror or the beauty of desire". He's just decided that he cannot play the part of Hitler in a forthcoming film. At the time I saw this, T.C.O.B. was intensively occupied with the theme of horror in films like Salo and Apocalypse Now (see the 12th and (13th instalments). I thought it would be useful to bring my reflections to some kind of a conclusion before turning my attention to Jonny Tree's point of view.

Well, now I can't help finding it a little trite. Horror ought not to be dismissed as senseless. At the very least it has a human sense. As for desire, is it necessarily beautiful? Jonny Tree, who comes across, rather successfully, as a philosopher-hipster, seems suddenly to be taking his lines from Miss Universe. It's a shame, too, that he wants to abjure his role as Hitler. In another part of the film he masquerades as the infamous dictator in front of fellow guests at an Alpine hotel. The messianic gaze he assumes is an intriguing interpretation: a man utterly detached from the reality of whatever (horror) he is responsible for. At breakfast he sits alone at a table set for twelve. While eating his fruit he has a fit of coughing, and in his attempt to bring his human avatar under control again he strikes the table, sending a minor shockwave through the rarefied atmosphere of the dining room. It's a moment of pure black humour.

Sorrentino does make up, however. I mentioned Miss Universe. She's played by Madalina Diana Ghenea and makes two appearances in Youth, once in an outsized woollen jumper, once completely unclothed. I know that full nudity counts for little these days. But in this case I'm not just talking about shots of breasts with dark, prominent nipples, a luscious pubic mound and fleshy buttocks. When a director knows, as Sorrentino does, how to craft beautiful pictures, he unveils the enigmatic union of languor and potency. In this way, the female body arouses the discomforting conflict between lust and admiration, or the enigma of male desire, which can only truly be resolved by love.

Youth Film

Miss Universe besides, Youth is a cornucopia of beautiful pictures. Following a tradition that goes back to Pasolini, Fellini and beyond to masters of the Renaissance, Sorrentino frames landscape (Swiss Alps in spring), architecture (Hotel Schatzalp, Piazza San Marco), fashion (Armani, Bulgari) and humanity (young and old) in exquisite proportions. In the humanity aspect he is supported by the wonderful performances of a wonderful cast. There's Rachel Weisz - not unclothed but stunning nonetheless. She also makes herself look childishly vulnerable when her character's husband abandons her for another woman. Later on she glows with the white-anger of an adolescent as she vents at her father for his infidelities toward her mother.

Weisz' performance is an epitome of a film that deploys many shades of emotion. Youth is trite, cynical, dramatic, wickedly humorous, lascivious. I was caught by surprise, not to mention embarrassed slightly a few times. But it's all filmed so masterfully, moving from one emotion to the other and back and forth between the perceptible world and internal realm of the characters' desires with such exquisite poise that it would be inhuman not to abandon oneself to its ebb and flow. "Emotions aren't overrated", says Mick Boyle, one of the film's characters. "They're all we've got." In a magnificent interpretation of this septuagenarian screenwriter, Harvey Keitel unites tenderness and irony, wisdom and passion, humour and despair.

Diego Maradona is also in the film. I admit I was fooled into thinking it was really him. There were the thick black curls, the tattoo of Karl Marx spread over his back, the greying beard and the weight problem. I later found out he was played by an actor going by the improbable name of Roly Serrano - at least according to Wikipedia. Anyway, he and his daughter, who would invariably be hurrying after him, with an oxygen tank, constitute another epitome. Youth, for all its emotional ebb and flow and variation of perspective, keeps reminding the viewer of the inseparability of young and old: how one clings to the other for its experience, how one supports itself on the other's vigour, how human desire sustains itself on the interdependence of experience and vigour.

Of course, there's also conflict between young and old - sometimes with tragic consequences. But Sorrentino's Youth has a happy ending so I'll not dwell on these. Rather, I'll close by describing my favourite scene. Michael Caine in the role of Fred Ballinger, a retired musician, sits on a tree stump on a hillside meadow and conducts a pastoral impromptu. The musicians are a herd of Swiss cows jangling their bells and lowing and a flock of birds that whooshes into a pristine blue sky when the maestro raises his arms to signal the conclusion. So beautiful, so uplifting. Whatever your age, it will make you want to fall in love again.

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Movie Review: Kubo and the Two Strings

Kubo and the Two Strings is a ridiculous movie title. Who is this Kubo and what exactly are these two strings? Are we talking about a kitten and a ball of twine or maybe this is a story about a kid who can snort noodles? Thankfully it's neither, although they've both got serious potential on YouTube.

This story is set in ancient Japan, where Kubo is an eyepatch-wearing young boy looking after his ailing mother in a village. After a spirit awakens an age-old vendetta, Kubo must find a magical suit of armour worn by his late father in order to survive. Probably better than watching a cute kitten play with string with two hours.

This animated film features a first class voice cast including: Charlize Theron, Matthew McConnaughey and Ralph Fiennes. Each of these actors brings great depth to their characters who draw you into the magic of Kubo's world. Although, it helps not knowing who they're voicing in order to slip further into the illusion. Art Parkinson plays Kubo, bouncing off the name stars quite effortlessly while there's even a credit for Star Trek's George Takei.

The mix of stop-motion animation is mesmerising, giving the film an other-worldly feel and leaving you breathless, wondering how they managed to create such a rich and detailed visual tapestry. The flow is seamless as the lovable characters interact against the backdrop of some dynamic scenes involving beautifully realised origami. The air fills with these paper creations as Kubo uses his shamisen (guitar) to draw life out of sheets of paper and leaves.

Kubo and the Two Strings 2016

"Made it ma, top of the world!"

The filmmakers have managed to concoct an enchanting atmosphere in which anything can happen to the tune of an authentic and beautiful soundtrack. To engender mystery they don't answer all our questions, allowing us to sink further into the enigma as one veil of reality peels away after the other. Japanese culture, symbols and traditions are swathed with a sense of mysticism in a similar way to the video game, Shadow of the Colossus, as our hero is tasked with defeating a series of gods and monsters using his wit.

While it has the epic artistic grandeur of Shadow of the Colossus it remains relatable, drawing the comedy, warmth and appeal of Kung Fu Panda. Our hero learns more about his powers as his quest continues, banding with a group of allies including a monkey, beetle and paper samurai who help him along the way. It's as dark and magical as Coraline, the transcendent spirituality of Miyazaki's films and then keeps us amused by tripping into the enjoyable mix of exhilarating action and clumsy levity of Kung Fu Panda.

It's a truly captivating tale that's set to become a classic. We're whisked away on an enchanting albeit perilous quest that has been so lovingly filmed that you can't help but admire every frame. The characters are endearing: Kubo's melancholic innocence, Monkey's thick-skinned disdain, Beetle's air-headed "Buzz Lightyear" heroics and most notably the kind old woman from the village. The universal themes around the power of memory and mourning are heartwarming and deeply touching for all ages.

Kubo and the Two Strings features the best of Hollywood and Japan. Like Pixar's Up, it's one of those rare films that sees everything come together so perfectly: a top voice cast, mesmerising animation, an enchanting atmosphere, a captivating story, a beautiful soundtrack, timeless themes... making it a definite must-see if you enjoyed any of its many influences!

The bottom line: Mesmerising

Talking Movies with Spling - Nobody's Died Laughing, A Lego Brickumentary and Demolition

Spling reviews Nobody's Died Laughing, A Lego Brickumentary and Demolition as broadcast on Talking Movies, Fine Music Radio. Catch Talking Movies on Fridays at 8:20am and Saturdays at 8:15am every week on Fine Music Radio.

Top Ten Movies with... Robby Collins

Robby Collins is a rising star in the world of stand up comedy, having played to the biggest comedy audiences in South Africa, opening for Marc Lottering, Eugene Khoza and Trevor Noah. A natural born performer, he tried to be "normal" from a young age growing up in Newlands East, Durban before moving from Sydenham to Wentworth and then Musgrace in Kwazulu-Natal. Struggling with dyslexia in a rigid education system pushed him to follow in his sister's footsteps, where he found he preferred the stage more than school work, writing his first comedy skit at 15. He finally dropped out of school in Grade 11 after his teacher discovered he was in a local play and quipped he was "a better actor than a student".

His parents didn't make a big deal about him dropping out of school, but were concerned about his bigger plan. Collins has had a wide range of jobs from working in a call centre and handing out flyers to minding children and fixing cars. The lanky comedian kept himself motivated by reading biographies, in which he found many people's careers only really started at the age of 35. His mom has only attended a few of his shows and while supportive, his dad still insists it isn't a real job... but Collins isn't fazed.

Engaging with people and making them laugh from the stage at school, helped define his life's path as he moved from acting on the Durban theatre circuit to becoming a fully fledged stand-up comedian. He integrates his life's journey into his material, drawing from his human experiences and leveraging his believable stage presence. He's appeared at The Heavy Weight Comedy Jam and Blacks Only. His prolific touring with Trevor Noah's Daywalker show and being repeatedly selected as an opening act by top SA talent, lead to his well-deserved nomination for breakthrough act of the year at the Comic Choice Awards.

Collins performed his own show That Bushman's Crazy, which won an award at the National Arts Festival in Grahamstown. He likes to tell real human stories instead of using stereotypes and prefers to avoid the "whole black and white thing". He also steers clear of religious jokes because his mom was once a nun and he was an altar boy. While the charismatic entertainer has shifted his focus to comedy, he's also acted in TV shows Scandal, Rhythm City and worked as a writer and performer for Laugh Out Loud and LNN. He's developed a loyal following and wants to continue fine-tuning his acting talent and eventually write and direct.

"My worst movie... anything Leon Schuster has done."

I can't watch movies without...

- ...snacks.

Which famous people share your birthday?

- Freddy Prince Jr. and this other guy Yunus. He sold drugs in Durban. (8 March)

What is the first film you remember watching?

- Oliver Twist, but The Lion King was the first film I saw in the cinema.

What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

- My worst movie... anything Leon Schuster has done.

Which movies have made you tearful?

- The Awakenings and whenever Jackie Chan speaks english in Rush Hour.

Who is the most famous movie star you've ever met?

- Laurence Fishburne, but he just looked like he's from Eldorado Park.

What's your favourite movie line?

- "You talkin' to me?" ~ Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver

Who would you choose to play you in your biopic?

- Jaden Smith. That's only because I want to meet his dad.

If you could produce a movie, what would it be about?

- I'd love to do a remake of Oliver Twist. The story is so universal.

Finally, your top ten movies of all-time...

- City of God ...it’s one of the most original stories.

- Ed Wood ...it’s a reminder of how great Johhny Depp was.

- Flowers of War ...the suspense is amazing.

- Coming to America ...I just remember laughing as a kid.

- Aladdin ...nothing better than an old school Disney movie.

- Rocky ...it's got to be the most inspirational movie ever

- Oliver Twist ...no need to explain.

- The Little Rascals ...childhood favourite

- Carlito's Way ...it's the softer side of scarface

- iNumber Number ...because it was a great local film. Not only good for South Africa standards but world standards.

Top Ten Movies with... is a people series on SPL!NG, featuring a host of celebrities ranging from up-and-coming to established personalities from all industries including, but not limited to: Internet, Radio, TV, Film, Music, Art and Entrepreneurs. It's a chance to discover who they are, find out where they're at and to get a fun inside look at their taste in movies.

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