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Top Ten Movies with... Charles Tertiens

Charles Tertiens was born in front of a live studio audience... metaphorically-speaking. The charismatic actor, comedy magician and personality is probably best known as a major brand ambassador, playing Karl Ahari, the lovable face of Kalahari.com, culminating in an epic ad campaign where he married Takealot's Dot after an elaborate sky-writing proposal. Before that you may remember him as the spandex-clad Cash Crusader superhero.

When he's not invading the ad break, he's performing in film, TV and on-stage as a magician. Tertiens has featured in Disgrace, Visa/Vie and I Now Pronounce You Black and White. He's played roles in TV series such as Bluestone 42, Interrogation Room, Known Gods and Montana, in which he played Victor Jordaan. He's presented TV shows like Hip2B2 and when he's not on-camera he's commanding the stage as a comedy magician or going full fight night with Jack Parow in a celebrity boxing match.

Charles Tertiens is a man who lives in-the-moment and we were excited to take one of those moments to get his Top Ten Movies interview...

"...I'm going to Hell for this one. Nuns, a tiger, a night club singer, drugs... [on Dark Habits]"

I can't watch movies without...

- My eyes open... I've tried to keep them closed once, but I could barely see a thing! Next I need to have an extra large box of butter popcorn that's lightly salted ... I'm not a fan of this artificial flavour powder puff stuff... I prefer the real deal, but beggars can't be choosers when not at home... and a bottle of water... I cannot watch a movie without a bottle of water.

Which famous people share your birthday?

- I'm ashamed to say, that I had to Google this. I opened the first website and didn't recognise a single person on the celebrity list! No offence celebrities, I probably wouldn’t recognise my own neighbour if I had to pass them on the street. I did notice some cute "Web Video Stars" not entirely sure if those are porn stars or not... So I might be sharing my birthday with porn stars? None of that matters 'cause Taylor Swift is a Sagittarius as well and that's all that counts.

What is the first film you remember watching?

- That would have been at the Goodwood drive-­in... long before Grand West Casino existed, that very land consisted of an ice rink, a large showgrounds for fairs and a drive-­in... ah the good old days. So for those of you who don't know the drive-in, there would be a few cartoons as previews followed by two main features. I was young, so I very rarely stayed awake for the second but I will never forget... the first movie that I remember watching was with my mom, dad and sister.

I'm actually getting very emotional now listening to the theme song to that very movie, Somewhere Out There. I used to sing it growing up all the time, I might not have had the words quite correct, but the tune was the same. I need to take a quick break... stupid onions, I do apologise... now where was I? Oh yes, the first movie that I remember watching was An American Tail. I was wedged between the seats of my dad's car made comfortable with blankets and pillows, eyes hypnotised by the gigantic screen out there beneath the pale moonlight.

What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

- Oef there are so many! I've had to dust through my movie collection to refresh my memory for this. One of the DVDs that stood out as a big no-no is Uninvited Guest no idea why it's in my collection. I'm assuming that it was a movie that came from my sister's stock. I need to shower just touching the DVD cover.

Which movies have made you tearful?

- This list is probably longer than the list of movies that I've ever watched. Yeah, I know that that seems pretty impossible, but believe me anything is possible with me. Ladder 49 would definitely be one of those movies that opened the flood gates.

Who is the most famous movie star you've ever met?

- I shot Disgrace with John Malkovich, I think that that was probably one of my major career highlights. I remember being very scared on set, but John (yeah we are on a first name basis) was amazing. He is so down-to-earth and real; and he stood up for me as a fellow actor on set. Never once did I feel that there was a level of hierarchy.

What's your favourite movie line?

- So there's one thing that I always shout that comes from the movie Sweeney Todd it's not a line .. just a name .. “TOBY!!” The name Toby has become my "Wedwo".

Who would you choose to play you in your biopic?

- No need to think about this one, Megamind! We're so alike people are often confusing the two of us ... I believe that as the stronger performer he'd definitely make Charles look good.

If you could produce a movie, what would it be about?

- This is quite the question. I really love stories about people and their journey. We often only see a certain part of a person's journey and then believe that we know them through and through. I would probably make a movie of an artist's journey. Maybe a magician, we've had several movies to do about magic, one that delved a little deeper than the glitz and glam was The Illusionist. So maybe a movie of a world famous magician and his/her actual journey, revealing what's under the make up and sequence. That would intrigue me.

Finally, your top ten movies of all-time...

- The Illusionist ...was released at the same time as The Prestige, but was kind of the underdog movie. Not many people actually know about it, but for me it was the better of the two. It has the essence of real magic.

- Sweeney Todd ...looove it! Toby!!

- Dark Habits ...I'm going to Hell for this one. Nuns, a tiger, a night club singer, drugs... just go and see it.

- Watchmen ...because everyone needs a good old-fashioned skop, skiet en donner movie and it just so happens that the Watchmen has REAL super heroes ;)

- Cool Runnings ...because everyone needs an easy feel-good movie. We are conditioned to think that winning is about beating your opponent, where for me in actual fact your only opponent should be yourself.

- Gangs of New York ...not sure if you've noticed by now, but I'm a fan of period pieces. Gangs of New York kind of reminds me of modern day politics.

- The Raven ...I love a good mystery and a serial killer using the creative works of a writer to plot his murders is genius. Another favourite of mine would be the classical action mystery of Sherlock Holmes also because he's a ninja and we like ninjas.

- Pursuit of Happyness ...who doesn't like a film based on a true story? It's another one of those that take you through the emotional rollercoaster and cements something that I believe in. No matter your dreams, if you are dedicated and focused you can achieve success, no matter your circumstances. Yet often it's easier for us to complain or shift blame, your life is in your own hands.

- Wanted ...it has lucky lips in it! What more do you need?

- Passengers Love the twist. everyone is searching for something, but at times we are searching too far and too hard, when we should actually be looking closer to find our truth.

Top Ten Movies with... is a people series on SPL!NG, featuring a host of celebrities ranging from up-and-coming to established personalities from all industries including, but not limited to: Internet, Radio, TV, Film, Music, Art and Entrepreneurs. It's a chance to discover who they are, find out where they're at and to get a fun inside look at their taste in movies.

Photo credits: Hannes van der Merwe (mic), Amy Tertiens (profile)

Top Ten Movies with Grant Hinds

Grant Hinds describes himself as a "professional geek", turning his love for tech and video games into a job many would happily trade their gamepad thumbs for. For a cool story until now... check out his Draw My Life video. From presenting GameState, a popular online show on Zoopy... the exuberant video game kingpin has steadily grown his video game empire to include regular TV appearances on the morning show, Expresso, and The Tech Report.

While presenting on TV, his credits also extend to radio as a DJ at Good Hope FM and print, having been published by Men's Health, FHM, NAG, Maxim and GQ. Hinds also has a considerable following online, having written for iAfrica.com, LazyGamer.net, IGN Africa and Game Zone.

When he's not broadcasting offline, the video game rock star is generating fresh video game content on his YouTube channel. He's living the dream, currently rocking the UK. We know his taste in video games, but what about film? We were excited to get his Top Ten Movies interview...

"Had a chat with [Terry Crews]... and he was rather inspirational."

I can't watch movies without...

- My iPad. I know it’s terrible but it means I can browse IMDB or learn a little bit more about the film I’m watching!

Which famous people share your birthday?

- Honoured to share my birthday with John Wayne and Miles Davis. (26 May)

What is the first film you remember watching?

- I’m not sure hey, but the first film that really made an impact on me was The Land Before Time. It was incredible and still is. Rewatched it the other day.

What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

- Dude, Where’s My Car? has got to be on the top of that list.

Which movies have made you tearful?

- I cried right through The Land Before Time. From beginning to end. And I’m an adult.

Who is the most famous movie star you've ever met?

- Probably Terry Crews. Had a chat with him before Expresso one morning and he was rather inspirational.

What's your favourite movie line?


Who would you choose to play you in your biopic?

- Ben Stiller. If I had a choice. Perhaps Leslie Nielsen, God rest his soul. But most likely would have to be Elijah Wood. I’d let my Producer decide.

If you could produce a movie, what would it be about?

- That's actually a very hard question. I like stories with intrigue and interesting characters so usually the subject matter is superfluous to that. Meh, who am I kidding, ANOTHER JURASSIC PARK MOVIE, BABY!

Finally, your top ten movies of all-time...

- Jurassic Park ...the greatest film of all time. The perfect marriage of science with fiction. Also, it had dinosaurs, which is generally awesome.

- District 9 ...I loved the aesthetic, and the fact that Neill Blomkamp was actually saying something.

- The Dark Knight ...Christopher Nolan’s best Batman film. Insane direction and tone.

- True Grit ...I seldom like the Western visual treatment but I was totally sucked into this one.

- Up ...moving, funny, perfect in just about every way an animated film can be.

- Airplane! ...again, possibly the greatest spoof of all time.

- The Land Before Time ...dinosaurs, I was a kid. I cried a lot.

- Gladiator ...the finest Ridley Scott film of all time.

- District 9 ... so proud of Neill Blomkamp. Although I have never met him, I think the world of this film.

- The Naked Gun ...because.

- Top Secret ...utter genius. David Zucker knows how it's done.

Top Ten Movies with... is a people series on SPL!NG, featuring a host of celebrities ranging from up-and-coming to established personalities from all industries including, but not limited to: Internet, Radio, TV, Film, Music, Art and Entrepreneurs. It's a chance to discover who they are, find out where they're at and to get a fun inside look at their taste in movies.

Brandon Auret on 'Chappie'

South African actor, Brandon Auret, is best known for his roles in Elysium, Durban Poison and District 9. Spling caught up with Brandon to find out what it was like playing a madman named Hippo in Chappie, the latest thought-provoking sci-fi action thriller from Neill Blomkamp. Chappie opens nationwide on March 13.

Brandon Auret as Hippo in Chappie

What's Chappie about?

It's about 120 minutes. (Laughs) With Chappie, it's about greed, what makes a person a human being? Is it the ability to think and feel, the idea of consciousness and what is consciousness? Does it necessarily have to be in a human body to function? Are you able to move it and take it to something else and how does that work? When will robots not need humans anymore?

Chappie is rebooted and his entire life starts all over again from a little kid. He's been influenced by Die Antwoord, two really evil people and how does he make the choice between what is right or wrong? If you're unable to be a righteous human being, it's not a lack of religion, it's a lack of empathy. It's about all of these questions and how they relate to a robot... and there's lots of firing and guns and stuff blowing up.

Another thought-provoking sci-fi?

That's what I love about Neill's movies... if you're going to find out what his movie is about, you're going to have to sit through it a few times. Neill never really has one theme running through his movies he has this complex of themes and underlying stories. He's a very deep thinker, old Neill. This is about a robot who is able to operate, think and feel real true emotions.

Can you tell us a bit about your character?

Hippo... oh, he's an odd one. He's the catalyst of everything that goes wrong in the film... he's the reason Chappie becomes Chappie. He's a bad-ass drug and arms dealer who runs Joburg, but he doesn't see it that way, he thinks he's a businessman. It's come at a time in South Africa where lawlessness is a way of life and he is King. Hippo's just chaos and the most amazing character I've ever played.

Why "Hippo"?

This is how I justified it to Neill. In Africa the animal that causes more deaths than any other animal on land is a hippo. That's why they call him Hippo because he's got the highest death count in Joburg. Hippo's about as African as it gets... cyberpunk African, proudly South African with an accent. I'm not going to say what accent though. It was a choice we made and went with and ended up loving so much. He's got crazy gangs... I got to shoot a lot of weapons, fire a lot of rounds. I think on our first two days we went through about 11,000 rounds.

How did you prepare for the role?

I put on about 11.5kg of muscle to get into the character because originally the character was meant to be a big black guy. When I spoke to Neill, I said don't worry, I've got this character and you need to give me 3 months and I'll be sorted. He's a tough guy and a wonderful character, he's got a sense of humour about him.

Can you tell us about your training regime?

A friend of mine is a personal trainer and it's not like in America where I got my own personal trainer. I got a diet, supplements and a training programme and it was a matter of really committing to it and just doing the plan they had laid out for me. I was eating six meals and training twice a day, cardio-vascular in the morning and then really heavy weight training in the afternoon. I only had 11 weeks, so it was hard.

The dieting was hardest for me not having sugar, not having dairy products... steaming all of my food, eating my vegetables raw... I really take my hat off to guys who do this professionally because that kind of committment is unbelievable. It was 11 weeks of training and 3 months of maintenance. The first thing I asked for when they called a wrap was a pizza, a burger, a Coke and chocolate. I pigged out and felt sh*t afterwards, but it was worth it. It forced me to look at how I eat and changed my whole lifestyle... I try eat as healthily as possible. It's amazing, you turn 40 and you have this need to live longer.

Especially when you're doing most of your own stunts?

Shane was an amazing stunt double, but I've always had this thing... if I'm going to portray a character, it needs to be my character. You can't expect someone else to do it. I ended up doing all of my own stunts, except one. Then again it is a trust factor I have with the stunt co-ordinator. I really want to do every stunt, we rehearse it and if it's going to be too dangerous and the production doesn't want me to do it, then I walk away but at least give me the opportunity to say yes or no. I love what I do!

Did you share any scenes with the big stars: Hugh Jackman, Sigourney Weaver or Dev Patel?

Yes, I spent a lot of time with Dev because he's involved with Die Antwoord and they're my nemesis in the film. I didn't get to share a scene with Hugh or Sigourney, but I did get a lot of time to spend with them on set. Not out of their choice, out of my choice... I was there on my days off, "Hey man, what's up Wolverine?" (laughs). It's a big thing... it's really weird that Neill's going to be doing the new Alien. When I met Sigourney Weaver, I didn't see her... I saw Ripley and it was the same with Hugh Jackman... when I met him I said "Hey man, I hear Wolverine's in this movie." They were really cool and amazing.

Chappie - Brandon Auret Interview

District 9 and Elysium had political subtexts... does Chappie fit into that world?

I don't think so. The whole political thing in the movie has been taken out because it's set in a time when there isn't much in the way of political parties, it's a free-for-all, people are running the country... it's more about the human thing. You find when you're watching the movie that Chappie, the robot, is actually more human than any of the humans that are around him, which is a big thing. The movie is more about being conscious human beings and not just human beings... becoming aware of not just our lives, but how our lives affect other people's lives. We need to become more conscious about being human. Every action ripples throughout time.

I see Sharlto voiced and motion-captured his performance, did you get involved in any of those scenes?

Sharlto and I had a couple of scenes together. People need to understand, he didn't just do the voice of Chappie... he spent everyday in his little spandex grey outfit with white balls, running around. Sharlto's movement, mentality and growth of Chappie was phenomenal... he grows up from being a little boy to a man in this machine.

It's based on his short film, Tetra Vaal, which was set in South Africa... where was this shot?

South Africa, all of it. Neill loves coming here... Johannesburg, Cape Town. You can see that by the way he shoots the movie. Neill keeps the team together... a lot of people that worked on District 9, worked on Chappie. Film-making isn't easy and when you have people that come onto a set with their own agenda and attitude, it doesn't make things easier. We're all there to make a movie, so let's not make it difficult.

Maybe that's why my relationship with Neill is so strong, for me it's what I do. I go there and don't moan, bitch and complain about things. If my caravan is smaller than the next person's, I don't care... it's a place to chill while we're doing scenes. I'm not a celebrity. I'm on my way to becoming a known actor, but this celebrity thing doesn't sit well with me. I find a lot of people who call themselves celebrities in the entertainment industry have nothing to offer... their life goal is to become a celebrity. I wake up every morning, thinking "I'm going to get the next job". That's what it is for me.

Celebrity culture, it's a power game... you're trying to wield this tabloid currency...

It's crazy... at the end of the day I don't want people to judge my life... I'm not perfect. I'm the first person to admit that. If you're going to judge me, judge me by my art. I'm as human as everyone else, just because I'm on the big screen doesn't change who I am.

I was asked yesterday, why did I leave Isidingo?

It was a massive decision for me. You become stuck in your ways and you fall into an acting rut and it's always good to have someone to help you out of that. My acting coach, Rene Tredoux, said to me... "Brandon, you didn't become an actor to play one role for the rest of your life." That hit home for me, because it's not what I wanted to be. I knew I had to make a decision that may f**k out.

You go out there and nobody wants to work with you, because you've been typecast. I remember walking into an audition and the casting director said "Okay, Doep... Brandon are you ready?" And I said, you've already put me in that box... I'm not going to even audition. I'm going to walk out of here with my head up. It took me about 2 1/2 years to get out of that. I needed to change the way I look... which is where the character acting came out.

Were you jealous of Hugh Jackman's mullet, tell us about your unique hairstyle...

Neill and the make up department spent about 2 weeks going through different hair styles, trying different things. We came up with this crazy character, we changed the clothing, the tops and the hairstyles until we came up with Hippo. They took my hair added extensions and knotted them into those little nodules. The dreadlocks were glued into my hair and in one of the scenes, one of the dreads got stuck in the car door and I had to carry on running, so I just ripped it and carried on. Brendon, the hairdresser came to me with the dreadlock and it had this tuft of hair with all the roots. I had this hole in my head and we just carried on.

You almost scalped yourself. You'll probably find that dread will find its way to eBay...

(Laughs) That's the weirdest thing. I got an email from a guy, who bought all of my gear from Elysium. On my jacket I had "Proelio Procusi". He emailed me to find out what it means... "Forged in Battle". It was quite weird that this dude took a picture and there was my stuff on a stand, the entire outfit with my gun, jacket and boots. I was like "I want that!"

It was quite amazing to hear how much he paid for all of that. My props supervisor on Chappie had a whole hippo tooth and I suggested they make a knife with the tooth as a blade. They came back and had carved an entire knife out of this tusk... the handle and the blade.

Brandon Auret in Chappie

So can you tell us if you die in Chappie?

I say to Neill, the more dramatic my death, the more chance I have of being in his next film. District 9 I got blown up. In Elysium, I got ripped apart with a rail gun...

So you're going to be pulled apart by horses in this one?

(Laughs) I don't want to give it away. There has been talk about a sequel. I think it'll be better to leave it open to the audience to make their minds up about what happens to the character. It's an interesting movie... I love what Neill's done with his promotions around Chappie. I love the story and I've seen what he's been sharing. People have no idea what's coming their way.

I've seen bits and pieces, but even when I look at the cuts that they've done. They're not giving away too much, it's not even a third of what the movie's about. I'll be in New York for the premiere on the 4th March, and it opens in South Africa on 13 March. Also going to spend time meeting with agents, and then taking a holiday and visiting Vegas. My opinion is that Chappie is going to be bigger than District 9, Elysium... probably one of the biggest grossing films of 2015.

Have you had any discussions with Neill about anything to do with Alien?

I haven't spoken to Neill about it at all. I'm not too concerned about whether he'll consider me for the film or not. Neill's been not only good to me as a friend, he's been good to me as a director and someone who's also forced my career into a different gear. When we spoke about Chappie he said to me, "Brandon, I don't know if there's a part in this movie for you".

I told him "Please don't take this the wrong way, but you've done enough for me. You've serviced my career, you've put a want into me to do more big films." Whether he uses me or not in Alien, I'm just glad he's directing it. I hope they're using Sigourney Weaver and that Ripley comes back. I'm such a fan of her in the Alien trilogy. I think when Neill worked with her on Chappie, the two of them started talking.

Otherwise, what's next for Brandon Auret?

I have a couple of things in the pipeline. I had a chat with Simon Kinsberg during the filming of Chappie... he's just been asked to increase the Marvel universe and he's producing and writing the next two Star Wars films. If there's an opportunity for me to be in the films, it would be a childhood dream come true. Return of the Jedi is my favourite film of all-time. It's the movie that made me want to become an actor. We'll see where it goes. It'd be a full 360 for me if I look at the kind of films that influenced me... Full Metal Jacket, Rambo, Return of the Jedi.

My own company, A Breed Apart Pictures, are producing our first film, Making a Killing. We shot a 30 minute short to market it and we're going overseas to get money. It's a big budget action film about mercenaries in the Congo. I don't know what it is, I always find myself playing these military films. Although I played a completely different character in Durban Poison, so slowly but surely there are other options coming my way.

Top Ten Movies with... Gerard Rudolf

Gerard Rudolf Profile

Gerard Rudolf is an intelligent, honest, soulful and funny South African actor, poet and photographer, who gained notoriety as a gutsy actor and outspoken opponent of the Apartheid regime. He was born in Pretoria and after high school, a year drifting in the United States and two years in military service, he graduated from the Drama school at the University of Pretoria in 1989.

Rudolf went on to join CAPAB, performing in Shakespeare plays before starting his own theatre company, Makeshift Moon in 1991. In this year, he also developed an interest in film, working with Dennis Hopper, Peter Weller and Bryan Brown with roles in Paljas, Styx, Dust and The Piano Player over the next decade.

In 1998, he founded a professional acting school in Cape Town and by 2002 it was time for a change of scenery. He started writing to orientate himself and in 2009, published his first poetry collection, Orphaned Latitudes, which renowned poet Anthony Joseph described as "masterful, mesmerising and controversial" and received high praise from peers and readers.

More recently, Rudolf has returned to the screen appearing in Wolwedans in die Skemer, Layla Fourie, Jimmy in Pienk and Chander Pahar. The man's full of wit and an absolute character, which made getting his Top Ten Movies interview an absolute pleasure...

"The first Lord of the Rings made me sob
because it was so eye-wateringly crap.

I can't watch movies without...

- ...a clear mind. It has been years since I’ve watched movies purely for the sake of ‘entertainment’. I’m rarely interested in movies as entertainment. I want a movie to confront me with something; a new way of seeing an aspect of life, something mysterious and perhaps even a bit profound.

And because movies form a huge part my life I sometimes see a movie for its technical aspects or because it is by a favourite director or because it was photographed by a favourite DP. Having said all that, I must confess to a weakness for Steven Segal movies. Hilarious stuff!

Which famous people share your birthday?

- Napoleon and Adolf Hitler. (20 April)

What is the first film you remember watching?

- I’ve had a few arguments with myself over this one. I remember two films vividly. I seem to recall being about three years old and seeing Camelot with my mother at a morning show in Pretoria. What I recall clearly from the experience was being petrified at Merlin, the dark scenes, the castle’s corridors. I couldn’t cope!

The other film that is lodged in my early memory is The Good, The Bad and The Ugly by Sergio Leone. I remember feeling utterly transported by the surreal landscapes, the dust, that eerie soundtrack by Ennio Morriconi I think it was. And I remember feeling completely exhilarated by the entire experience. I think that was the film that got me hooked and set me on this precarious path. The first record I owned was an album of Morricone’s music from all those spaghetti westerns. I was four. Wore the grooves out.

What's the worst movie you've ever seen?

-There are so many. Most musicals. But I am going with the one that pops into my mind right off the bat: Love, Actually. Actually I can’t bloody stand any of Richard Curtis’ films. They are tacky, obvious, oh-so-witty, perfectly crafted, ham acted, sentimental, irritatingly formulaic, shallow, cynically commercial British drivel. Expensive Mills & Boon. Saw it in London on Leicester Square on one of those giant screens. I was in a shit mood for about three days afterwards.

In fact hate all those cutesy British films with cute old people and boys in depressing Northern towns who want to become ballet dancers or male strippers. They bore the crap out of me. The Crying Game was another bad one. How anybody couldn’t see that the ‘girl’ was a guy right from the start is beyond me. Oh, and Yentl for more or less the same reasons.

Which movies have made you tearful?

- The Champ. No contest. I was a boy. John Voight dies. I cried like a little girl. But as I said previously, I don’t really watch films for entertainment and thus I don’t usually get suckered by them. Another one that stands out in my mind is The Legend of the Holy Drinker (1988), a film by Ermanno Olmi with Rutger Hauer at the top of his game. Something about that film still haunts me. And the first Lord of the Rings made me sob because it was so eyewateringly crap.

Gerard Rudolf - Top Ten Movies

Who is the most famous movie star you've ever met?

- Because of my job I’ve met and worked with a few of them. I guess I’d go for the late Dennis Hopper. I worked with him on a movie called The Piano Player, a B-Grade American thing that was shot down in Cape Town around 2001. I could choose between two small parts. One would mean I’d have to spend a day or two acting opposite Christopher (Highlander) Lambert, or one entire day on set opposite Hopper. No contest.

Hopper has always been one of my movie heroes. I mean, who can forget Easy Rider? Anyway, I was nervous as hell because of his mad man rep. But when I arrived on set he walked up to me, grabbed my hand and said: “Hi. I’m Dennis. Great to meet you. Let’s go to work.” That energy, man. And we worked and improvised, and he’d drag me off to the monitor after each take and laugh his head off at what we were doing.

It was a great day and I am incredibly lucky for having met him. Just watching him operate on set taught me so much about films in general and film acting specifically. He was a rock star. He was film to the marrow! I loved him as an artist and as a director. He was a great photographer too. A true American original. Sadly they don’t make them like that anymore.

What's your favourite movie line?

- I’m a word man, so it is a hard one to answer. Maybe I shouldn’t go ‘full retard’ on this, so I’ll keep it light. “Charlie don’t surf!”, Robert Duvall’s line from Apocalypse Now is up there. Or Michael Caine in Get Carter when a heavy Geordie gets in his way: “You're a big man but you're in bad shape. For me it's a full-time job. Now behave yourself.” Or Caine again in The Italian Job going: “You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!” Eastwood as Dirty Harry going: “Opinions are like assholes. Everybody’s got one”.

Who would you choose to play you in your biopic?

- Biopics seldom work as far as I’m concerned. But if I have to answer: Jim Carrey maybe. I don’t know why. We don’t even look alike. But I really love him as an actor. There is a darkness to him, a fragility, a sense of sadness and melancholy I can’t quite put my finger on. I really like that about him. He’s not quite of this world. And if Jim won’t do it then maybe a young Bruce Dern, one of the most underrated actors of our time.

And if Bruce can’t then I’d settle for Roberto Benigni or Pee-wee Herman. Shit, I don’t know. It will be short and boring movie no matter who plays me. It will go straight to DVD and then into that Sale bin at Pick ‘n Pay where it will remain unsold and eventually end up as a beer coaster somewhere. My life as a beer coaster...

Gerard Rudolf - Top Ten Movies

If you could produce a movie, what would it be about?

- A BIG question. As I said, I like films that move me, leave me changed somehow, make me see life differently, teach me something, stays with me long after the end credits stopped rolling. Like good novels. It doesn’t have to be serious and dark because some of the most profound movies I have seen are pretty hilarious. So it would have to be a film by one of my favourite directors I suppose.

In past lives (if those are permitted here) I might have wanted to produce something like Fellini’s 8 1⁄2 , Malick’s Badlands or Days of Heaven, Allen’s Manhattan, Rafelson’s The King of Marvin Gardens, Godard’s A Bout de Souffle, any of Antonioni’s films, the Three Colours Trilogy, Chinatown, Mike Leigh’s Naked... something that might become a classic in future. That would be nice.

Finally, your top ten movies of all-time...

It obviously changes all the time. I have favourite films from different eras, different regions of the world, different genres.

And there are the obvious big ones: Citizen Kane, The Magnificent Ambersons, Sunset Boulevard, The Maltese Falcon, The Great Dictator... So, to save myself days of agonising I’m going to give you the first ten films that pop into my head and leave it at that.

In no particular order:

- BADLANDS (1973), Terrence Malick. (USA). With Martin Sheen and Sissy Spacek. Because it is a masterpiece of American cinema and because it is the original Natural Born Killers. Breathtaking American landscapes.

- FIVE EASY PIECES (1970), Bob Rafelson. (USA) With Jack Nicholson, Karin Black. I love everything about this film. The powerful scene where Nicholson’s character talks to his wheelchair ridden father, the hilarious scene where Nicholson tries to order a chicken salad sandwich in a diner and losing it completely...Tragic. Great ending.

- THE MIRROR (1974), Andrei Tarkovsky. (RUSSIA). Vast. Poetic. I love all his films but this is the one I come back to every few years.

- WITHNAIL AND I (1987), Bruce Robinson. (UK). Paul McGann and Richard E. Grant. A low-budget gem with a cracking script. Hilarious, cruel, absurd, bleak and tragic all at the same time.

- SHOTDOWN (1988), Andrew Worsdale. (SA). Robert Colman, Danny Keogh, James Phillips, Irene Stephanou, John Ledwaba, et al. The energy and passion in this film always astounds me and it is a great portrait of Joburg during the darkest days of Apartheid. Politically loaded and a big fuck you to PW’s regime. Low budget (is there any other kind of South African film?), passionate, insane. This film deserves a re-release.

- UNA PURA FORMALITA (1994), Giuseppe Tornatore. (Italy/France). Gérard Depardieu, Roman Polanski. Because the film has Polanski as an overworked French detective trying to solve a mystery over the course of one rain soaked night out in the French sticks somewhere. Surreal thriller with a wonderful script and with great cinematography by Blasco Giurato. Watched it about a dozen times.

- DEAD MAN (1995), Jim Jarmusch. (USA). Johnny Depp, Robert Mitchum, Christian Farmer, Crispin Glover. I like all Jarmusch’s films. This is a beautiful, slow black and white film set in the old West of a man’s crazy journey to the afterlife. Christian Farmer’s overweight Native American spirit guide looking at a wounded Johnny Depp and saying: “Stupid fucking white man”. Intense score by Neil Young. The great Robby Müller shot it. One of Jarmusch’s masterpieces.

- LA HAINE (1995), (France). Mathieu Kassovitz. (France). Vincent Cassel, Hubert Koundé, Saïd Taghmaoui. The sheer energy of this brilliant black and white film simply bounced off the screen and hit me like a ton of bricks. A story of racial tension in Paris. Intelligent, visceral. Everything Reservoir Dogs never was or could be. Brilliant direction and brilliant performances. Worth seeing the scene where Vincent Cassel stands in front of a mirror and does the “Are you lookin’ at me” thing...in French.

- A PROPHET (2009), (France). Jaques Audiard. The film follows the trajectory of a young man through the ranks of the Paris underworld. Heartbreaking. Beautiful. Two things about this film: 1. If you haven’t seen it, see it. 2. Tahar Rahim in the lead is simply astonishing. He should have won all the Best Actor awards that year. Period.

- PUNCH-DRUNK LOVE (2002), (USA). Paul Thomas Anderson. Adam Sandler, Emily Watson, Luis Guzman, Philip Seymour Hoffman. I like Anderson’s films but this one hit me hard. Cinematography by Robert Elswit (Google him!). A love story done in the right way. To put Sandler in the lead was a stroke of brilliance on Anderson’s part. And of coarse Hoffman being a fat slimeball just works. A gem of a film. Fantastic script too.

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